Coach Red Announces Top 5 Female Celebrities

5/28- (Morristown, NJ)- Coach Red, last night outside "the tavern", gave some of the lads a taste of his sexual preferences, running through who he thought were the 5 hottest female celebrities on the planet. Here is a brief summary of how his list went:

1) Eva Mendes- From her bare-assed PETA campaign to her photo shoot

for Vogue Italia and her Calvin Klein perfume commercial that was too hot

for the U.S., the sultry star of five upcoming flicks is having a hard time

keeping her clothes on these days. [Insert grin here.]* Yes, coach Red loves

Cuban girls almost as much as he loves soccer.

2) Jessica Alba- Even The Love Guru could do nothing to still our thumping

hearts for this perennial hottie. We can’t wait for her to put her serious pants on

in the upcoming drama An Invisible Sign of My Own. And in 2010 we’ll surely

take our’s off to watch her reprise her role as a stripper in Sin City 2.* Red

implied that we would love to start a family with Ms. Alba.

3) Kate Bosworth- The actress' on-again, off-again romance with

Orlando Bloom frequently landed her in gossip columns, but in 2006,

her weight loss became an even more buzzed about topic. ** Red

blushed while talking about Kate, one of his favorite beauties.

4) Brooke Hogan- A while ago, Brooke Hogan's fame could be summed up in two

words: Daddy dearest. Brooke is none other than the daughter of wrestling icon Hulk

Hogan. For some time, she was largely recognized solely by her last name, but she is in

the midst of changing all that.*** Some say she looks like a man, but not Red. 

5) Lindsay Lohan- No list of beauty would be complete without LiLo. You’ll

soon be able to catch the sex icon in Labor Pains, a comedy in which she

pretends to be preggers. We’re hoping it’s not ours.* I guess Red had to include

at least one fellow Redhead!

Red's Honorable Mention:

Olympic Gymnast Nastia Liukin

Culinary Specialist Rachel Ray

Political Daughter Bristol Palin

* From MaximOnline.com's Hot 100 List

** From People.com's Kate Bosworth: Snapshot

*** From AskMen.com's Celebrity Profile: Brooke Hogan

Attention all young photographers!

 Morristown 1776 Association Football Club wants YOU!

 (Morristown Nj-)

   The Morristown 1776 Association Begins it's third year in the Morris County Summer Soccer league. The club is looking for young photographers who need to hone their skills or are in need of volenteer hours. For more information, contact the club at morristown1776@gmail.com

Club Unviels New Kit Design

The Morristown 1776 AFC released photos of the new club home shirt today to debut in the upcoming MCSSA Season.

The club will still wear jerseys by Augusta Sportswear but just a slightly updated style.

The new jersey is maroon with white sleeves and a maroon stripe on the shoulder.

It will feature familiar sponsor "Tavern Off The Green" across the chest and the club crest above the heart.

No NJSL Playoff Game Wednesday

(Morristown,NJ)- Several it appears incorrect reports of a Morristown 1776 AFC, NJSL Playoff match have been circulating in the past days.

The club issued a statement today:

"The club had never announced a game was scheduled or has heard anything to indicate it's playing from the NJSL or any potential opponet, we are however working on a makeup or possible scrimmage date with Maiwand FC from the NJSL.

The club is set to begin it's MCSSA season next Monday June 1st with a three match week. The club is scheduled to play Mon 1st, Wed 3rd and Fri 5th all at Frelinghuysen School in Morris Township.

We have somewhat entered MCSSA mode and should have a finalized(MCSSA) schedule in the next two days."

Naveendra Joins Club

(Morristown,NJ)-  Defender, Muguathan "Mugs"  Naveendra has joined The Morristown 1776 A.F.C. for the upcoming MCSSA season, the club announced today.


"Mugs" had been on trial at the club.

Tavern Off The Green Returns As Primary Sponsor

(Morristown,NJ)- Tavern Off The Green is returning for their 4th consecutive season as the primary sponsor of The Morristown 1776 A.F.C., the club announced today.

Tavern Off The Green is located at 127 Morris st in Morristown across from the Morristown Train Station. Show our sponsor some support by visiting(tell them your a 1776 supporter!).

Everyone at the club thanks Michelle, Jamie and everyone else at "the tavern" for their continued support.

List Of Current Trialists

(mORRIS tOWNSHIP,nj)- The Morristown 1776 AFC held trials yesterday for the upcoming MCSSA season.

The following is a list of the club's current trialists:

Harold Medina

Cesar Bellido

Artie Krivopal

Steve Dingler

Keith Mazzone

Luis C. Fuerts

James Greskovich

Javvier Vargas

Muguathan "Mugs"  Naveendra