Thursday, November 22, 2007

Deigs: Off-Season Worries

Manchester United, Inter Milan, Bayern Munich and Boca Juniors - When all of these teams hit the off-season, they go through strenuous training in order to prepare for the following season. Morristown 1776, however, has taken a much different approach to prepare for the club's second season... Lot's of drinking and eating straight crap.
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Sources around the Continental's camp have reported that the lads are constantly seen at the local bars, instead of training on the pitch. When we asked the coach for a comment, or some sort of explanation, we were not surprised to hear that the Continentals have no coach.

Could this lack of moral support be ruining the team? Could the boy's bad habits be dismantling the club's chances at winning a league cup? Supporters say "no", claiming that the team's talent speaks for itself... After all, if the lads want to have a little fun, why should they not be allowed to?

Perhaps the most troubling aspect, however, is the ugly image this has cast unto the community. Last weekend, local star midfielder Antunes was spotted passed out in a bathroom at a bowling alley, with a bottle of Jim Beam in hand. Antunes was unavailable for comment.

The fans are excited for another season, and hopefully they will not be greeted by an overweight and under-athletic squad this Spring.


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